title: the phone call
rating: pg
author's note: haven't written crack in a while. and this is utter crap. but since i spent the last hour or so writing it, i may as well share it, yeah? also, although i tried to make it just a general fic, i couldn't help hinting (a lot) at pairings. sorry about that.

( the phone call )

title: five birthday wishes/messages carlos tevez received
rating: g
author's note: happy birthday carlos tevez! ♥

( five birthday wishes/messages carlos tevez received )

title: five times cristiano worried about wayne
rating: g
author's note: i wrote this for _stefigus on her birthday. (please excuse my laziness. for i didn't even capitalize at all. i'll go ahead and fix that tomorrow. if i am not lazy.)

( five times cristiano worried about wayne )

title: the break up
pairing: cristiano ronaldo & wayne rooney
rating: pg-13
author's note: i promised a few ladies i would write them. so this is for you. i hope it's alright, even though it didn't really turn out the way i wanted it to.


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Title: 5 Times Cristiano Embarrassed Wayne
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Not true. Just pure crack!
Author's Note: I just had to write them, after Wayne planted that kiss on Cristiano's forehead :)

i. Wayne stands by the locker room door and waits for Cristiano. "Hurry up!"

"I'm coming, I'm coming." Cristiano grabs his bag and walks towards the door, ( Read more... )

Title: 5 Conversations Which Led To Wayne Hitting Cristiano (gently)
Rating: PG (for swearing)
Pairing: Cristiano Ronaldo/Wayne Rooney
Disclaimer: Not true. Just pure crack!

i. "Does this make me look fat?"

"No."

"You didn't even look."

"You're wearing the Portugal kit."

"And?"

"And it's a football kit. How the hell could that make you look fat?"

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title: a red devil’s livejournal (6/?)
rating: pg-13
pairings: a few implied, but nothing yet. we'll see.
author's note: it's been a long time, no? hopefully you are all still interested in this. this is for tasteslikeboys who wanted an update. ♥


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title: five questions wayne never had to ask cristiano
pairing: cristiano ronaldo & wayne rooney
rating: pg-13
author's note: after today's match, i have just been cravin' fic for these two. so i thought i would just write one myself.


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title: five promises made (and some broken)
pairings: rio ferdinand/nemanja vidic, cristiano ronaldo/wayne rooney, eric cantona/roy keane, alan smith/darren fletcher, and (really tiny hints of) david beckham/gary neville.
author's note: enjoy. =)


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title: six united short stories
pairings: rio/nemanja, alan/darren, lee(juniper)/magnus, ole/paul, roy/eric, cris/wayne
author's note: i forced myself to write tonight. (in hopes of keeping away writer's block). and these are what my brain came up with. enjoy. =) i had some special people in mind writing most of these. i'm sure you all know who you ( Read more... )